Him: Do you love me?
Me: I really do, but I don't love myself. And this will cause us problems.

Tumblr today: Me: Guys could someone message me, I really need some advice...
My followers:
Tumblr Famous: I just ate a cookie
Follower One: Omg really?! What kind?!!!!
Follower Two: That's so cool!
Follower Three: Omg that's so funny I'm dying!!

reblog for a free potato

(Source: ne0n-streetlights, via wereyoungandwerebroke)

the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn 

honey, you missed auburn big time

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